The Highs and Lows of Travels

Where do you source? The Oceans or the Mountains? For me, I’ll follow the sun.

The day prior to flying into Milan from Copenhagen there was still debate as to where our travels would take us. Our decision became solely based on following the sunshine. Most of Europe in the mountains was getting drenched from Milan into Austria and Germany, torrential downpours not just a light sprinkling. The Mediterranean, Italian Rivera remained mostly sunny, at a cost.

As we were reminded of this year sea level and sunshine can be lovely but loud and busy. Most people who know Italians can tell you that south of Milan they love a bit of chaos, loud scooters & voices, and drama. Our heritage growing up with Sunday spaghetti dinners and lots of hand gesture grants us permission and authority to judge. We witnessed an animated (some might say passionate) 10-minute conversation between two waitresses about where to sit 3 German tourists because of the bright setting sun and reserved tables. Surely, this was not the first time this predicament presented itself but it warranted lots of back and forth dialogue and a bit of furry. This behavior is known to be accepted, part of the charm. Another thing that is accepted is tourist areas the Coperto is added to the bill, a per person fee. It is simply a different way of pricing menu items instead of including the management fees in the pricing of the individual dishes.  Sometimes up to 5 Euros even for lunch so that 2 bowls of spaghetti Bolognese in Portofino even before the summer crowed can rack up the $$$. Well, at least there are no complaints about the food or the view.

Three evenings and we were prepared and longing for calm of the mountains, traveling within a few hours from sea-level to just below the highest point in Europe Mont Blanc-Chamonix France. Although the French have been know for their own cultural attitudes in big cities like Paris, the Laissez-faire – let it go attitude is more apparent elsewhere. Although lots of worker migrate from other locals to have the opportunity to experience these amazing mountains on their free days. Even in a tourist mecca you can always be alone in the mountains surrounded by natural beauty.    Hiking and nature is calming and loved by all in our wide age range and the train to the base of a glacier on the other side of Mont Blanc from our last visit was breathtaking. The pinnacle was in a cloud literally, we stepped of the train in the heavens so our stay was brief before descent. No complains from our trio for the weather was forecast for rain most of our days in Chamonix but instead of following the sun it followed us!

Laid Up, Lay Over

Always thrilled to be traveling, the complaints from frequent travels always seemed trite. Minus some minor hitches it has been smooth sailing for the past several years cruising the globe. Word to the wise… travel is one of the major areas affected by Mercury in retrograde.

Everyone ready to go!
Everyone ready to go!

In the United Airlines lounge prior to departure there was a rumbling, major rumbling, not thunder, a little closer to home. Maybe just a fluke or jittery nerves? Settling into our seats for our overnight flight through Brussels to Copenhagen for our travel to Malmo, Sweden there was some uneasiness. After managing a glass of red wine and our meals, that came after almost an hour and a half in the air, operation get a 4 year old to sleep on the plane was in full effect. Armrests up, mom was the pillow and dad was the leg rest – we were locked in. Dad dozing, child snoring, mom doubled over. Could it be really another case of cold seafood voodoo? Shrimp gazpacho sample from Whole Foods earlier or just cold stale plane air?

Past roommates can attest that when I retch it is not pretty nor is it quiet and there is a prolog of a cough that notoriously precedes the events, yes, events. There is never just one wave, then keep on rolling. Not that anyone is fond of expelling, but in a bathroom smaller then an automobile trunk with a line 4 deep?   Muffling the projectile like wrenching so that the flight attendant is not notified of the Ebola/Swine Flu/something not yet documented taking place. Must endure, cannot be quarantined in Brussels….

Come on 9lbs 2oz baby natural delivery, Muay Thai test getting the holy hell kicked out of you by two grown men voluntarily, pull it together. Immigration is no joke, let alone in a line following a flight that just landed from Africa and only 8, yes 8 customs’ officials to scan the abundant crowds for disease, drugs, and criminals myself being the former. Nauseously proceeding through the line supported constantly by my hugging partner, we looked like newly weds clinging to each other. Not to mention born with a spicy sense for odor and surrounded by unshowered weary travelers plus my own stench. It was a test of will. Can’t go on, must go on but for how long?

Concluding the confrontation with the officials there was only a brief, approximately 1 mile, saunter to the Air Brussels lounge. The view and breakfast display was lovely in the peripherals speeding to the ladies room. The lady in the adjacent stall must have been late for her flight because normally women wash their hands and don’t run out of bathrooms, huh that’s odd. Entering in and out one time more and the eruption is over.

Onto Copenhagen, originally thrilled days earlier to contact Brussels Air and get our seats assigned row 4, all together. The stars were not having it.   The woman at the gate promptly ripped them up in our faces and relocated us to the rear of the plane, farthest rear, no recline on the seats. Our protests went unrequited and United Airlines status was met with a brick wall. The pilot felt obligated to notify us that the rear of the plane is the safest, thanks for that. The chance of an accident was very slim, the chance of a neck ache and stale air were guaranteed. Nothing to do but take our seats and laugh instead of crying about it.

The brief week in Sweden was packed with catching up with friends, taking in the sites, experiencing the city by bike and Rick’s martial arts seminar. Our home away from home and all of which were great. The seminar day one was bringing home the importance of the bread and butter basics of Kali, Silat, and empty hands. Day two was boxing and kickboxing strategies and drills, so much fun and interesting at the same time. Loved by all!

Next we depart Sweden for Italy with Mercury still in retrograde. Mama Mia here we go again!